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“Don’t cry over someone who wouldn’t cry over you.”

“Boys are like purses. You’re always gonna have that one boy that you’re always comfortable with and you know you’ll always kind of like. That’s your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don’t want to be seen with”

“A true friend is someone who never gets tired listening to your pointless drama over and over again.”

“Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.”

“You never make the same mistake twice. the second time you make it, it is no longer a mistake. It is a choice.”

“I think a good friend, to me, is all about trust and loyalty. You don’t ever want to second-guess whether you can tell your friend something.”

“I’m not a sexy person. I’m OK with it. I’ve never been the sexy girl. Whenever I’ve had a boyfriend, he’s always been like, ‘Oh, you’re cute.'”

“Dating in Los Angeles can be hard, which makes it all the better when you meet a really nice guy.”

“I used to get taxed on my allowance. Yeah, I’ve been taxed since I was a little kid. And at the end of the year I had to pick a charity to donate my taxes to.”